Introduction

Hello!

Welcome to my new blog, The Idiot's Guide to Being a Total F#^@%&$ Idiot. My goal is to pass on my idiot knowledge to others who wish to become just as much of an idiot as I, and so many others I've known, have been.

I realize that becoming a total f#^@%&$ idiot sounds like it's a lot of work. Actually, it's not. You will be amazed at how easily you too can begin making stupid decisions that ruin your life, and - with any luck - the lives of those around you. Just follow my suggestions, and you'll be on your way to full idiocy in no time.

Any questions or comments, do feel free to post in the comments section below. I will try to answer everyone.

Good luck on  your journey to total f#^@%&$ idiocy. Follow my advice, and you'll be there in no time!

Your guide in the ways of idiocy,

Total Idiot